Ninjas and kittysharks

afternoonsnoozebutton:

does somebody have this dude’s contact info

i want to befriend him

Posted on January 18, 2013 via Greendale Commune with 33,424 notes

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king-koschei:

inkyubasu:

cornflakesareglutenfree:

Has tumblr seen this yet?

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Posted on January 8, 2013 via It'll be much stiffer after it's baked. with 54,220 notes

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cnnbreaking:

loopyleah:

read the fucking description omfg

OH my GOD

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Posted on January 8, 2013 via I could hold you for a million years with 166,377 notes

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Like all the best robotic dicks, the Death Ray is fully functional. So much so, it’s built to accept replacement barrels when the originals wear out. These refractory replacements are 6.75 inches long and come in bronze or gunmetal gray. (Alas, genital dimensions are the one place where insisting on metric instead of imperial makes you the dick.) They’re also working on the Butt Rogers Uranium Pistol. (How they resisted the urge to call it the Uranian Pistol is beyond me.)

Read more: The 6 Geekiest Sex Toys

Posted on January 5, 2013 via CRACKED.com with 192 notes